Ten delicious nuggets of wisdom

My dream... is to be the master of all trades, jack of none.

10) Being late is the new black.
9) Comic Sans is the Applebees of fonts.
8) A great way to involve people in conversation is to CC them on long email chains.
7) Quotation marks give your writing “gravitas."
6) Nothing diffuses tension like a well-placed “THANKS!"
5) Email body text is for chumps.
4) The longer a meeting is, the better the science.
3) Passive-aggressive is a good compromise between passive and aggressive.
2) Surveys are a great way to confirm what you already know.
1) Time is money, so send your graduate student on eight field missions.

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